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14 funny phrases to share

14 funny phrases to share

Today we will start the day with a smile on our face and I will share these phrases with you to make this easier. I hope these funny phrases amuse you.

FUNNY QUOTES:

  1. Earth swallow me! … But spit me out in the Bahamas.
  2. If you die in an elevator, make sure you have the up button pressed. (Sam Levenson)
  3. Sex ed may be a good idea in schools, but I don't think children should be given homework. (Bill Cosby)
  4. I am so smart that sometimes I do not understand a single word of what I am saying. (Oscar Wilde)
  5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. (Dalai Lama)
  6. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. (Mark Twain)
  7. My idea of ​​a nice person is a person who agrees with me. (Benjamin Disraeli)
  8. If love is blind, why is underwear so popular? (Unknown author)
  9. All people are born equal except Republicans and Democrats. (Groucho Marx)
  10. Marriage has no guarantee. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. (Erma Bombeck)
  11. To be young again I would do anything in the world except exercise, wake up early, or be respectable. (Oscar Wilde)
  12. We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve months telling them to shut up and sit down. (Phillis Diller)
  13. Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. (Cher)
  14. Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes. (Oscar Wilde)

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